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Latest Funny WoW Quotes

LFG Alliance Raid (I'm Blood Elf)

Blood Elf Player: (LFM Alliance)
Someone: *Orcish Stuff*
*/who, name doesn't appear(so he's a horde)*
Me: Orcish...
Someone: Can I join your raid
Me: wtfS
Someone: Please
Me: dude, you are horde.
Someone: Please, I make good DPS

Wearing Green Swords

A raid member: Leader, you should kick her, she said she has green sword.
Yeah me, too. She's wearing Warglaives.

Raid Plan

: Raidmaster: Ok guys listen, here is the plan
Raidmaster: I tank, you heal.
Raidmaster: That's all

I'm Not Dude For You *bang*

: Me: Hey Dude, can I ask something
Someone: I'm not dude for you. .38

Flame Me With Your Language!

Beggar's Friend: Beggar's Friend: *something I can't understand*
Me: (to guild) hey what does this mean
Guildmate: Oh that means your a pussy
Me: (to guild) Ok gimme something to say
Me: (whispers) *what my guildmate said*
Beggar's Friend: ... Respect to Filipinos man